Pro-Choice

Sarah Palin is pro-choice...

but only when it comes to deciding one's sexuality. 

The nation's own all-in-one Russia Border Patrol Fembot says: 

"But as for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have one of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay, and I love her dearly. And she is not my "gay friend," she is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice a I would have made. But I am not going to judge people."

cue The Police's "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"