The Neverending Story

The Pennsylvania primaries are today. May Zeus/Yoda/Jehovah/Imhotep save us all.

Beyond Canada

This post will introduce a new feature for JMCR. "Beyond Canada" will be an ongoing column in which we muse about all of the places we would rather live if, Krishna/Allah/Athena/Thor/Moses forbid, J-tron becomes the president.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, all white, liberal, hippie fucks threaten to move to Canada and no one ever does it. Well, you've got a point there my friend. But this is different, this is....BEYOND CANADA.....

Finland: A Land for Lovers

Sore Losers

If your candidate loses the primary, for the love of God/Allah/Adonai/a goat/Vishnu/John Coltrane, please do not vote for John McCain.

There is no such thing as a McCain Democrat...those people are called assholes.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by JMCR.