Tuesday, February 26, 2008


This blog is dedicated to pursuing the theory that Johm McCain is actually a robot controlled by Karl Rove.

This nascent theory is mostly due to his crypt-defying age, the yellowed decay of his teeth, and the punctuated monotone phrases he blurts out that constitute his speeches.

Admittedly, there is not a lot of hard evidence to back up my robotic hypothesis. It is in the spirit of civic duty and scientific exploration that I have established this blog to act as a forum for discussing and researching this important issue that will no doubt affect all Americans.

1 comment:

Bristol 2:15 said...

Right On!! JohnMcainIsAFuckingRobot. Your unabashed courage in exposing this fucking robot for the robot he (or shall i say, it) is, deserves resounding commendation. I knew something fishy (or mechanical) was up- it's is about time we have some transparency in Washington.

More to come from me....unfortunately I have priorities other than propagating (half-rate, unfounded) conspiracy theories. Go figure. And go Obama.

Barack n' Roll,