Friday, February 29, 2008
It has come to the attention of JohnMcCainIsARobot that J-tron might not even be eligible due to some pesky rule about being a natural born citizen and all (which we should all be thanking our lucky stars for, lest the Terminator decide to run).
It seems as though it would make more sense for him to be disqualified for being a robot than for being born on an army base in Panama, but how could the Founding Fathers have known that this sort of technology would exist.....
A constitutional ammendment banning robots? I don't know...
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Stay tuned for other blunders and for an exciting year of proving that all of our worst fears are true....that John McCain is in fact, a robot.
This nascent theory is mostly due to his crypt-defying age, the yellowed decay of his teeth, and the punctuated monotone phrases he blurts out that constitute his speeches.
Admittedly, there is not a lot of hard evidence to back up my robotic hypothesis. It is in the spirit of civic duty and scientific exploration that I have established this blog to act as a forum for discussing and researching this important issue that will no doubt affect all Americans.