Monday, June 30, 2008

Among His Peers

Robots continue to dominate other areas of our culture:

At the movies.

In the operating room.

On the campaign trail.

Friday, June 27, 2008

In It To Win It

He sure is sneaky.

McCain is offering a $300-million prize to the person who can invent a next-generation battery that could power "electric vehicles".

Or crotchety old man-bots who need to stay alive just in case they win the presidency.

And he may also need some energy to beat his trollop of a wife.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Humans Use Words, Robots Use Bad Animation

Here's how McCain plans on saving the economy.

Any questions?

Monday, June 23, 2008

A George Carlin Tribute

" Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American school, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope'"

-George Carlin 

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Room With A View

A rare glimpse into the inside of J-tron's brain.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Runs In The Family

My 78-year-old grandmother: "John McCain looks like that yellow thing from children's television."

I soon deducted that to mean Laa-Laa from Teletubbies

And she doesn't even read this blog.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Beyond Canada V: Israel

While you were pining away for JMCR posts, your beloved bloggers were exploring the land of milk and honey with their chosen peers.

Based on our travels, we offer this insight: move to Israel if John McCain becomes president.

Besides spending your days in the holy city of Jerusalem praying that J-tron will rescind his position, there is much to see and plenty to learn in this beautiful country that is almost as old as John McCain himself.

Some highlights:

The Sea of Gallilee


The Desert

The Bible in realtime

The Dead Sea

Israeli Soldiers

Obama Clinching the Nomination While We Were Gone!

That's all folks. We'll be back on the regular now.

(photos brought to you by Jackson Myers (except obama and the soldiers))