Monday, November 3, 2008

I'm Freaking Out Man

Do you find yourself unable to sit still? Do you refresh your New York Time's electoral map too many times during the day? Are you compulsively checking the National Review just in case they break some major story about how Barack Obama raped a 9 year old white girl yesterday?

It's not often that I am kept up at night reading about the intricacies of the multi-generational Cuban-American vote in the Miami-Dade county of Florida, so I can empathize.

So without further ado, the JMCR Rx list for election anxiety, to help get you through these final 30 hours.

1) Watch a funny movie, I like "Super Troopers", but whatever floats your boat.

2) Listen to an entire kickass album. Some good picks could be "Another Side of Bob Dylan" or "Dear Catastrophe Waitress"

3) Read JMCR....but like older posts, ya know? Take a trip down memory lane, when McCain-ical was just the "presumptive nominee" and no one had ever heard of Sarah Palin (oh such carefree days!)

4) Plan a va-cay! Friends in Argentina? Figure out a way to go. Been meaning to get on the Birthright bandwagon? Check-it out. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Riiight?

So its a pretty basic list, but my how those things pass the time.

30 more hours to go...... I would normally make some sort of reference to "I Wanna Be Sedated"...if only in a bizarre twist of fate The Ramones hadn't endorsed McCain-ical.


danya said...

cue Europe's "It's the Final Countdown"

they're illusions, michael

Josh said...
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Josh said...

Fo real do, Beyond America Part XXI: Buenos Aires is just a few hundred thousand slight twings of racism and cases of voter fraud away from becoming a reality. YES WE CAN!