I'll Be Back

Remember the last time a foreign-born public official wanted to become president? Ah yes, the emotionless cyborg assassin known as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now we have septuagenarian senator John McCain. One played the most famous robot in history, the other may actually be the most famous robot in history. Coincidence? I think not.

Panama: Ruining the aspirations of would-be presidents since 2008

It has come to the attention of JohnMcCainIsARobot that J-tron might not even be eligible due to some pesky rule about being a natural born citizen and all (which we should all be thanking our lucky stars for, lest the Terminator decide to run).

It seems as though it would make more sense for him to be disqualified for being a robot than for being born on an army base in Panama, but how could the Founding Fathers have known that this sort of technology would exist.....

A constitutional ammendment banning robots? I don't know...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/28/us/politics/28mccain.html?ref=politics

J-tron

Ever since John Mellencamp pledged his jam "Our Country" to another John (Edwards), John McCain has been sans campaign song. Well we here at JohnMcCainIsARobot say screw those losers, you can do better. Not just a campaign song, but a campaign music group...specifically French techno duo Daft Punk. These guys actually dress up like robots! There are numerous songs the McCain camp can use, goodies like: Technologic, Digital Love, and my personal fave Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. And if J-tron isn't into the French thang, there's always Styx's Mr. Roboto.

Someone's getting an upgrade!

The new model. We can make him faster, stronger, better than he was before....

This Just In...Cindy McCain is also an android

The first little gem is courtesy of Meghan McCain's blog: www.myparentsarerobots.com

The Proof is Overwhelming

How does McCain keep keepin' on? Mystery solved.

Old Glory Insurance aka Barack Obama

Why are we so concerned with the potential robot-ness of John McCain? Here's why: