From Robot to Robot

Rupert Murdoch (the guy who controls Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, MySpace, and the New York Post) predicts that J-tron is going to lose the election...in a landslide to Barack Obama.


Predictions are predictions, but coming from a guy whose lifeblood is fueled by Bill O'Reilly and other fascist luminaries, I would say Murdoch's soothsayer qualities are notable.

John McCain, Now Controlled By Monkeys

It's true.

Monkeys implanted with special sensors in their brains have learned to control mechanical objects. (seriously, this article is like a manna from heaven for this blog).

Now everything makes sense. It's not McCain, it's the monkeys who want to continue the never ending war in Iraq, retain the Bush tax cuts, and overturn Roe v. Wade.

But the real question here is why?:



Fire man, fire!

(P.S. I know orangutans are apes, not monkeys, but I am taking the liberty to assume that both groups have similar agendas)

Reason Shmeason

We now know who controls robots...



...the religious right.

How else can someone presumably intelligent (as least Artificially Intelligent) provide such an empty response to Ellen's question.

(btw, go Ellen!)

I Am the Eggman

“The first thing [they] will do when they come over is start pushing at you, pressing their heads right into your stomach,” he said. “Don’t let them get away with that. No matter how hard they push, you have to stand your ground.”...

“If you don’t stand your ground, you’ll be knocked over or backed against a wall in no time,” Dr. Schusterman said.

Robots?? Republicans??

Nope, walruses.

A McCain Rally in West Virginia

Tax Man

The Center for American Progress, a hippie-fuck think tank, published a report yesterday concluding that the McCain tax plan (i.e. the Bush plan) would actually sink the country into the greatest debt we've had since 1950 (atomic bombs are mad expensive, yo)

This isn't no gas tax, and McCain does have his defenders, but instead of backing up their support with um, math (which by the way, I think has become the single most dispensable reality in this election cycle), they just complain about the "liberal front group"

Just because the dudes have Jew-fros and the women perhaps do not shave their armpits as often as they should, doesn't mean they can't also be right.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

"Five people I would invite to dinner (dead or alive) include Lester Bangs, Coco Chanel, Johnny Ramone, Debbie Harry and Ronald Reagan."

-Meghan McCain
(myparentsarerobotsandionlygotintocolumbiabecausemydadisjohnmccain.com)

One of these things is not like the other....