Monday, March 3, 2008

Why So Lonely?

John McCain has a pretty strong showing among the elderly for obvious reasons (he's a time fighter), but little do grandma and grandpa know that McCain has secret powers...

That's right. A new study shows that robots have the ability to cheer the elderly and make them less lonely. All those TV spots and automated phone calls actually provide an emotional bond for senior citizens! Now when your grandmother votes for McCain you'll know she's doing it out of pure robo-love.

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