If you're like me, you've been reading the news recently and been asking yourself "Who the fuck is Bobby Jindal?". His name is being whispered everywhere, like Heath Ledger's on the day of his death (too soon? well, this family walks into a talent agent's office....) .
It's in Kristol's column, its on wonkette and jezebel...so who the fuck is he? In an age when being a Republican has manifested itself in the WORD (White Old Rich Dudes) we get a widely-rumored VP pick for McCain-ical with only 2 out of 4 qualifications.
Ladies and gentleman, introducing Bobby Jindal, the 36 year old American-Indian governor of Louisiana and perhaps this country's next "superfluous excellency"
The idea here is that his youth and non-whiteness will distract voters from McCain's serious shortcomings in both fields. Next up, Bollywood style robot ads...