Ever wonder what it would be like to be a Palin? Sometimes I do.
At 22 years old I'd probably be pregnant with my third child, divorced from my first husband (just say no to crystalmeth), and trying to get my mom to hook me up with a state per diem allowance to chill in my own house....
Well a girl can dream....and with the help of the Palin family name generator I'm that much closer to the real thing. Give it a whirl: www.russianextdoor.com
Emily "Krinkle Bearcat" Achler, signing off.
And if John McCain were a part of the family? Steam Fangs. No joke.