We Thought of It FIRST!

WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. 

This aired on Friday. We thought of it first. 

Beyond Canada IV: Peru

If John "My campaign is based upon the fact that I was once a war hero and now I don't support a bill that would allow soldiers returning from Iraq and Afghanistan to receive government stipends for education" McCain wins in November, I am going to move to Peru and take part in the burgeoning surfing scene.

Beyond Canada III

Since the dollar isn't getting stronger any time soon, it's time to move to London.

Your first exchange from dollars to pounds will leave you heartbroken...but then you'll get a job earning pounds and you'll feel loads better.

Once you change your name to Nigel or Margaret and start rocking out to The Kinks on your iPod (you're foolish if you don't already) you'll feel right at home.

After you get used to tea time and minding the gap you can hang at the boisterous but fabulous British Library. There's flirting! even giggling! and people named Lady Antonia Fraser frequent the place where Marx, Yeats and Woolf used to muse over the rotten state of affairs.

Continue the Modern tradition by writing your own manifesto about how fucked the U.S. is under the tutelage of J-tron.

You'll thank us later.

Beyond Canada

This post will introduce a new feature for JMCR. "Beyond Canada" will be an ongoing column in which we muse about all of the places we would rather live if, Krishna/Allah/Athena/Thor/Moses forbid, J-tron becomes the president.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, all white, liberal, hippie fucks threaten to move to Canada and no one ever does it. Well, you've got a point there my friend. But this is different, this is....BEYOND CANADA.....

Finland: A Land for Lovers