Home Sweet Home

Sarah Palin and I have something in common. We are both unapologetic about the things we love.

I am a Philadelphian who fucking loves Philadelphia. 

That's how we do.

Unflattering Angles

No, it's not only the photo. 

Palin-drone is busy winning over voters in Clearwater, FL, the worldwide spiritual capital of Scientology:

"I was reading my copy of the New York Times the other day," she said.

"Booooo!" replied the crowd.

The first erroneous claim that Palin makes is that she reads the New York Times. 

Next, Palin goes on: 

"Now it turns out, one [Obama's] earliest supporters is a man named Bill Ayers," Palin said.

"Booooo!" said the crowd.

"And, according to the New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that, quote 'launched a campaign of bombing that would target the Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol,'" she continued.

"Booooo!" the crowd repeated.

"Kill him!" proposed one man in the audience

Bill Ayers is currently a Distinguished Professor of Education at the University of Illinois at Chicago, College of Education. Boooo education! 

He was once a radical protestor against the war in Vietman and did bomb the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol. He did cause a water leak at the Pentagon and later turned himself into the police. Barack Obama was 10 years old at the time. Boooo water leaks! Booooo ten-year-olds!

Ayers and Obama worked together for education reform and served on a community anti-poverty group together. Obama has condemned Ayers' violent actions. Boooo education reform, anti-poverty, and condemnation of violence! 

A group of McCain-Palin supporters condoning violence towards a remorseful professor and/or Barack Obama. Booooo!

Something for the Kids

Who doesn't love the adorable Garbage Pail Kids ?


And don't forget, Halloween is just around the corner...

What's the Difference Between a Blogger and a Blogger with Lipstick?

One of us is in law school and the other has a jobby job, so sometimes we are too busy to write fun things to read.

George Saunders is not in law school and he works for the New Yorker, so sometimes he is busy writing fun things for us to read.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/09/22/080922sh_shouts_saunders?printable=true

Thank you Mr.Saunders for doing your job. A fruit basket is coming your way

Just Because It Was So Good

Drill Baby Drill

Duh, robots like drills.

With so much fun to be had, what's stopping us?

Play Nice

J-tron has a new friend and now he's like all awkward in front of the ladies in his life. Who does he hug first, Miss Cindy or the Bulldog with Lipstick? 

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When trying to act human, do as the humans do.

NYT darling Elisabeth Bumiller (siiigh) explains it further: 

Mr. McCain’s closest adviser, Mark Salter, insisted that there had been no behind-the-scenes stage direction — “Nobody said, ‘Cindy first’ ” — and that no one in the campaign had discussed hugging etiquette or protocol between Mr. McCain and Ms. Palin. “They’re going to behave like normal human beings,” he said. “Nobody ever told him, ‘Just shake hands.’ ”

Behaving like normal human beings? Good luck. 

And That's Why You Always Leave a Note

Keith Olbermann loves Arrested Development–and so does JMCR.
Keith Olbermann thinks Sarah Palin is a joke–and so does JMCR.

Now pay attention.



Marry me.