Wednesday, April 23, 2008


In my plan for social security, the key to the lockbox would be hidden in a faux-leather bound copy of The Count of Monte Cristo hidden underneath Trent Lott's car.

Also in my plan, old rich white guys who are married to heiresses should not be eligible to receive social security payments. The figure you see below could be the first year of someone's college tuition or be used to hire a new (read: qualified) teacher at a public school. We are a nation of idiots and McCain-ical is only making it worse....

"The 71-year-old McCain also draws about $20,000 a year in Social Security income."

Someone cue "Never Gonna Get It" by En Vogue

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