Monday, April 14, 2008

Wait, Is John McCain A Straight-Talking Maverick?

Below you see the indistinguishable lede to an article in Time about J-tron's penchant for pandering to Republican retards.

"As a candidate who relies on his carefully cultivated image as a straight-talking, maverick, John McCain... "

If I read the phrase "straight-talking maverick" one more time in conjunction with John McCain I'm going to pull a Cindy and steal money from him while cracked out on pain killers and opiates.

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