These ads for global warming make JMCR very uncomfortable. Maybe if we actually do something about climate change politicians will be forced to stop sitting on couches making awkward commercials.
Until then we must endure. After watching these (and taking a Xanax after) JMCR wondered who could pair up with J-tron to make an equally unwatchable, vomit-inducing ad...
And we decided on Carla Bruni, the first lady of France. She's the opposite of McCain (hot, French, female, not robotic, a former hippie folk chanteuse, and generally not an angry person).
With her at the helm we could totally stop global warming...and maybe be a little more fabulous too.