Sunday, April 6, 2008

Met(ic)al Records

Oh Hell Yes.

The NYT tells us that McCainical will be releasing his medical records from 2000 to 2008.

I can see it now...

Software upgrade: $20 co-pay
General body tune-up: $300
Trip to the emergency room for a short circuit: $100
Vicodin ingestion necessitated a system reboot after accidentally eating Cindy's breakfast: $1000

That Senate healthcare package sure is extensive.

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