Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Closing Statements

J-tron is getting desperate. There are 6 days left until election day and all the polls say J is going to lose,  so what's there left to do except grab at tenuous arguments that inspire exactly 7 people in South Philadelphia and 4 people in Tampa. 

Confused? Let me explain: Tonight Obama is airing a 30-minute "closing argument" on most major networks. 

Annnnd the rebuttal if you will...

“No one will delay the World Series with an infomercial when I’m president,” [McCain] said, in Hershey, Pa.

Ah yes, how could Obama not foresee such a zinger coming his way? After all, teams from two swing states are competing for the pennant and what could be more anti-American than delaying a baseball game?

Stupid muslim, terrorist, black guy shitting on our apple pies and delaying a baseball game just so he can become president. The audacity of hope sure is audacious. 

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