Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Main Street: The Neiman Marcus Is Coming Soon

You might have heard that this election has become about "culture wars".

Its main streeters vs. wall street, real America vs. fake America, clingy religious NRA members vs. arugula-loving city folk. Turns out it doesn't matter much which street you come from, girls will be girls, and girls like to shop.

The Republican National Commitee has doled out an estimated $150,000 on Sarah's new wardrobe. $150 grand at Walmart, how did they manage to do that!?!. Ah, and there's the rub.

That kind of money (you know, like $100,000 more than your average teacher makes), was spent at such high falutin' stores like Saks Fifth Avenue, Neiman Marcus, Barney's New York, and, of course who could forget Bloomies. Turns out New York City is good for something....


Those boots were made for walking....all over the advances women have managed to acheive in the last 50 years. They are fabulous though...

2 comments:

Alexander said...

I'm rootin' for wall street.

[If i believed in the terrible metaphor]

danya said...

weird, i thought she just wore lipstick