Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Obama Wins!

...with students in grades 1-12.

Obama snagged 57% of the Scholastic Presidential Poll, while rusty robot was left with 39% of the vote after write-ins for Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were counted. 

I thought kids liked robots? 

Damn elitists who go to school and know how to read and write, voting for a guy who doesn't remind them of the grandpa that sends them $10 on their birthdays and yells at the remote.

The poll has been accurate all but twice since 1940, and there is no Supreme Scholastic Court to overturn voting results just in case one of the schools has a voter disenfranchisement problem or those pesky 4th graders don't know how to use the ballot box.  

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I feel that, in these troubled times, Miley Cyrus would be an astute choice for Secretary of State. Kids know best!